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Sunday, October 31, 2004

Yay! its Halloween! Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love dressing up. And the idea of people giving you candy makes me happy, since chocolate is one of my favoritest things in the world. Still, its very un-Halloweeny this year. First of all, with all the stuff going on with the sox, I completely forgot that it was Halloween this weekend! How insane is that?!?!?! I went to the Parade yesterday morning (I have some awesome pictures that I will post later). Then last night, I went out with Betty and her fiance to celebrate his birthday. We had some yummy Mexican food then went to Vincents for a drink.
Then I woke up this morning and it was Halloween!!! I have no plans whatsoever! How much does that suck. Joe Joe Bear had to drive home already, so its me, my parents and the cat and dog chilling at my house. I miss school. I think times like this I really do. I would have been at a different party every night this past week, and would have probably had an all night horror movie fest with JoeJoe Bear. But most of my friends here have too much on their plates, and are not really into the partying scene. Owell!
Hope everyone else had a much more spookier halloween!!
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Friday, October 29, 2004

My coworker is dating this guy. Another co-worker mentioned that he looked like Rosie O'Donnell. I looked closely at a picture, and you know what, he looks like Rosie!!! Its pretty scary. Then we got to thinking... You know who Rosie looks like? Meatloaf!!! We checked out a picture of Meatloaf, and he really does look like Meatloaf. Its pretty eerie!!!!!

So, now I have been passing my time by torturing my coworker. We downloaded pictures to her desktop and made Meatloaf into her wallpaper. I made up songs about her and meatloaf and Rosie. Then we played the cd, Bat Out of Hell for Her!!!

I would do anything for love, I'd run right up to hell and back. Woo-oo! I'm gonna go all the way tonite, gonna go all the way tonite's the night!!!

Just a question for all my readers, who would you rather dat? Meatloaf or Rosie?

And if he looks like Meatloaf, does he also look like Chris Farley dressed up as Meatloaf? I think so!!!!!!
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I got home from work today to find a very grumpy joe joe bear. Today was his fantasy draft for basketball (whatever that means). He was doing this on his laptop when he dropped it. Good move!!! It somehow caused his hard drive to skip. Now it will not boot to windows. It is a the computer doctor right now. He is trying to get the files off of his hard drive so that Joe can salvage all of his class notes. The notes to all his classes are ONLY on his lap top. He has none of them backed up. He was really in a bad mood!!!!!

Hopefully it was ok.

We went to best buy to look at hard drives. It was like 200 dollars for the one he needs. Ouch. I think he is gonna try to ebay it. I found a camcorder i want at bestbuy. $350.00!!! Ouch. I want to make home movies and put them on dvd. Also, I wanna make the musical I wrote into a feature film. I need a camera to do it. And piggy needs to star in a movie!!!! There are just too many things I want lately!! This whole job thing is cauing me to be a shop-o-maniac!!!!!!
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Thursday, October 28, 2004

Last night was beautiful. I cried. I actually cried!!!! Yay Sox!!
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Last night was beautiful. I cried. I actually cried!!!! Yay Sox!!
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

My little sister came home today. She is so sweet. SHe brought me a present!! Its a book to plan my wedding. lol. I think its a kiss up gift so I don't pick ugly bridesmaid dresses. HAHAHAHA. Just kidding. Its cuz she is going to be my maid of honor and wants to be the best maid of honor ever! I am really lucky to have such a great little sister!

She did have alterior motives to coming home today. She had to revise a paper for her writing class at school. Her writing is atrocious. I do not understand. No, actually, I do. I went to Grafton High School and had the best teachers ever. I have really good grammar and writing skills (when I actually care enough to use them). I can dissect a sentence and rip out passive voice and make sure my direct objects are placed perfectly and all that jazz. I learned all that crap from a young age. Something happened to Grafton Schools after I graduated. I guess its partly because of the ed reform, the MCAS tests, the block scheduling. Somewhere in all that mess, they forgot that it is important to actually teach grammar to the students, and my sister is a great example. She took all the hard classes. She did really well. And she is at Boston University, the same school I attended. But she cannot tell when her sentence does not have a verb. She does not know the difference between effect and affect. Her writing makes me cringe!!!!!! And its really not her fault. She tries. She labors. Its just that no one ever bothered to teach her to write. Sooooo, I am designated to edit her papers. A 5 page paper took us 2.5 hours today to edit. I thought she was going to cry. I ripped apart every single sentence. I just wanna say thanks to the Grafton School Department for doing such a shitty job of educating their students. Its pretty sad when someone as bright and hardworking as my little sis struggles because of what they failed to teach!!!
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Yay! Tomorrow is Wednesday! Hump day. Then just 1 more day until I see my Joe Joe Bear. Its killing me being away from him so much. My stomach is also killing me. I don't know what it is. I started to feel sick when I was driving in Pookie's car. No, she's not a bad driver!!! I think it was her air freshener. It was the one from Yankee Candle that smells like sexy man. Only her mom opened it from the plastic packaging and the stench of hot man was saturating every last drop of air in the car. And she had the heat on. By the end of the ride, I was ready to vomit. Now, several hours later, that feeling has not passed. Maybe its not her fault at all! I half think that I have given myself an ulcer waiting for my bar results. Its really driving me mad. I freak out every day when I get home and the results have not arrived. I am mean to my family. And the is a perpetual sick feeling that eminates in the pit of my stomach. Constantly. I cannot get my mind off of it. Taking the bar was the worst experience of my life. I cannot even imagine having to repeat it! I honestly don't think I could do it again. Can I fast forward to December?

O, my mom put me into my aunt's world series pool. If the Sox win 6-0 tonite, I win the pool. Keep your fingers crossed. Thank god I got a square with the sox winning! I would be wicked pist if I had to cheer against my team.

I ebayed tivo today. Joe Joe Bear yelled at me. Ooops. Apparently there are multiple types of tivo. How was I supposed to know that!! Hopefully I bought one that is compatible with cable and not direct tv. The person I ebayed from didn't list any of the product numbers. Maybe thats why I was able to win the auction so cheap. I was so excited that I got a brand new tivo still in a sealed box for 1/10 of the price, I bid. There were only 30 seconds left!!!! Who has time to look up stuff with only 30 seconds left of the auction!!! Ooops. Owell, if I got the wrong one, I will just have to ebay it back to someone else. Tho if that is the case, I will put the product numbers on, so people know what to bid on and to drive the price up!!!!!Posted by Hello
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Sunday, October 24, 2004

I love Sundays. Especially when I am in Jersey. They are nice, calm, relaxing. Everything a Sunday should be. Last night I was soooooo tired. I had trouble keeping my eyes open for the game last nite. I know I drifted off during the 7th inning, but Joe Joe Bear woke me up so I could watch the Sox win the first game of the World Series.

I fell asleep right after the game and was awoken by a knock at Joe Joe Bears door shortly after. It was Salena, who brought me an engagement present!!! I love presents. It was very sweet of her. I love what she bought us, cherry chocolate body frosting and candy penises!!! HAHAHAHA. She stopped in at the naughty store on South Street in Philly and picked them out.

Well then, about an hour later, after I had fallen back asleep, my fone kept ringing. I got up, shut it off without looking at who it was, and went back to sleep.

Next came the screeching cat. Abby screamed and screamed and screamed. FInally she was tossed out of the room.

And next thing I knew, I heard knocking that I chose to ignore. A phone rang. That also was ignored. Then I opened my eyes and saw Salena standing over me. JoeJoeBear and I had told her to wake us so we could go out to breakfast with her and Shawn. I was definately rethinking that when she was waking me up!!! But, like a good little Kelly, I got out of bed, and poked JoeJoe Bear until he got out of bed, and we went to breakfast.

MMMM breakfast. We went to Cracker Barrel. I love their hashbrown casserole. MMMMMM. and Biscuits and Gravy. MMMMMMM. I am making myself hungry.

After CrackerBarrel, we went to Target, to wander the store. I was good! I didn't buy ANYTHING!! I wanna get a camcorder in the next week or two, and still need to pay for stuff for Betty's wedding, so I am trying to spend money unfrivilously.

Anyhow, we went back to Joe Joe Bear's house, and I crawled into his bed and we fell asleep. It was so nice to sleep for a few hours. Since my life has become so hectic, its something i never ever ever get enough of!!! I need 10 hours a night to function, and lately I am lucky if I get 6!

Well, we woke up at like 3:30 and I had to leave at 4, so we cuddled for a little bit and then I packed. Then I headed home. Four and a half hours of driving later, I got to my house. I am there now, half watching the game, half paying attention to what I am typing, and half ready just to crash!!!

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Saturday, October 23, 2004

I went to JoeJoeBears softball GAMES today. I had fun. There were some people in the stands that I chatted with. Actually, one of the girls who was out with my friends last night was there. I guess she was visiting her bf (who is on JoeJoeBears team) for the weekend. She was wicked nice and we chatted most of the game.

During the first game, there was a little blonde girl dressed all in yellow on the other team. She went up to bat 2 times, and both times, she threw her bat back at the catcher, nearly striking the girls catching. On her third time up, she had already been yelled at twice, for throwing her bat. You would think that would make you a little more careful. Nope. She hit the ball and threw the bat back. It hit the catcher flat on the forehead. The catcher collapsed in pain. She has a huge lump on her forehead, and there was a big gash across the lump. Her parents came to get her and she is at the hospital right now. I hope she is ok!!

After that, the second game was pretty uneventful. I didn't watch much. I basically just chatted. Owell, it made my JoeJoe Bear happy. I like to do things that make him happy. Softball is the only thing he enjoys about law school, so its nice to go and watch him when I can. ANd I know he misses a lot of games to come and visit me, so its the least I can do.
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Its Saturday. Thank god! I don't think I could get up at 6 o'clock another morning in a row!! I have been soooo tired. This was the longest week ever. The whole long distance relationship with Joe Joe Bear wears me out. I never ever ever have any down time. I basically went from studying all day, to doing absolutely nothing but watch Maury Povitch to working a 40 hour week and driving back and forth to NJ constantly. I think my body is in shock. It was so nice to sleep until 11 this morning. I love being in bed.

I am in Jersey this weekend. Fun Fun!! I went out to Philly last night when I got here and met up with a bunch of my friends from law school. Here's a shout out to my girls, Rach and Whit!! Thanks for getting me out last nite!! We started out in Center City at a bar called plough and the stars. We only stayed there a minute. It was loud and crowded. So we left and went to a bar right off South street. I forgot what its called. It was fun though. There were a lot of little rooms, and it was pretty chill and conducive to chatting it up!!!

Today, Joe Joe Bear has 2 softball games. YAY. haahahha. He loves it, so I will support it, I may not be saying that after watching him play 2 games. That means tonite, he is gonna be in pain. He always gets really sore after playing, so hopefully he doesn't get too warn out.

Can't wait for tonite!! GOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOX!!!! I cannot beleive we made it to the World Series!!! Its just too cool. I bought a new pink sox jersey to wear in celebration of their victory, Again, GOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOX!


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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Whatever loser posted those comments about me obviously does not know me and needs to get a life. A blog is a place where I can say whatever I want. If you have a problem with what I say, don't read my blog! Obviously, if you bothered to take the time to read my blog, there must have been something interesting on it. Seriously, get a life and stay out of mine!!

Oh, and if you are going to insult me, use proper punctuation! Using bad grammar makes you look like an ignorant buffoon!

And its real cool leaving the comments anonomously!! Afraid all of your friends will know how much of a loser you are? Grow some balls!
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I have a puppy. Actually, he belongs to my little brother, who went away to college. I got the puppy for him, and I spend a lot of time with him, so he really is basically like my dog. Anyhow, this dog has a WAY overactive sex drive. Its really odd. As a little puppy, he took a liking to basketballs. My brother would leave the basketballs out in the yard. The puppy would hop on and basically have sex with the basketball. You could see he had an erection, and he usually got himself off. I took a video of it if anyonwe actually wants to see it. I may send it to funniest pet videos. We got him fixed, and it stopped. At least with the basketballs!! Now, he has found a more tender lover. My mom bought him a puppy pillow, so when hes in the living room, he has a cushion to lay around on. Well, he has been having sex with the pillow. I am watching the Sox game, and I heard a thumping. Lo and Behold, its Trot (the puppy's name is Trot after Trot Nixon) having a thumping good time with his pillow friend. I am just waiting for the day that he tries to have sex with Piglet. Thats gonna go over well. Piggie may claw his eyes out. I think Piggie is actually bigger than the puppy. I can't wait to see what he has intercourse with next!
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I really think my mom has lost it. I have been engaged since Friday. It is now Tuesday. She is freaking out because I haven't chosen a sight, date, menu or appetizers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That might be justified if I wanted to get married in the next month, but seriously! We are planning on waiting till May or June of 2006. Me enjoying just being engaged for a week or two does not pose any sort of problem to the grand wedding scheme!!!!!! ARRRRGF!

So, she already ordered a subscription for Brides magazine (couldn't she just get me Cosmo?? I like Cosmo!). She wants me to visit sights with her every weekend rather than go to Jersey to see Joe Joe Bear. And she informed me that we needed 3 dinner choices!! Chicken, Fish and Beef. I don't even like them!!!!!! I really wish I just hid the ring in my pocket!!!! I am so laid back, and will get this all planned, but I HATE HATE HATE being bothered or nagged about anything. I do things my way on my time frame. Why can't my mom find something else to occupy her time?????? Isn't planning a wedding something I should do with my finance, not something my mom does in the first week I am engaged?!?!?! Any advice4 from anyone who has dealt with a mom off her rocker at the idea of her daughter getting engaged????
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Monday, October 18, 2004

Dress Fitting: Tonite I went with Pookie to get my dress for Bingo Betty's wedding fitted. its a really pretty dress, apple colored, and floor length. I cannot reveal any more for fear of making Betty angry for talking about her bridesmaid dresses!! Any how, the tailor (is that what they are called?) spoke in a thick chinese accent. SHe kept telling me to turn, and I would look blankly at her and say "Excuse me?". She would get mad because I was supposed to be looking up, and say "Look up!" I would again not understand her and say "Excuse me?" This went on for about a half hour. Luckily all I needed done was a simple hem. I figured, ok, a hem, how expensive could that be? I'll tell you! Its apparently fifty dollars to hem a bridesmaid dress. My mom yelled at me and said I should have had the old lady down the street hem it. How would I know? ALl my pants have holes in them because they are too long and I am too lazy to hem them. Now I have a reason not to hem!! It costs fifty dollars!!!!! Anyhow, its all set now!!! Posted by Hello
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Lets go Red Sox!!! How exciting was the game tonite? I was on the edge of my seat..... I get physically ill watching it, so i usually cannot watch for my own health... or poor piglets. I thrown things and it can always hit my cat! Anyhow, we can wing 2 more!! Let's REVERSE THE CURSE!!!! GO SOX! Posted by Hello
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Sunday, October 17, 2004

I got my surprise from Joe Joe Bear on Friday... I got out of work at 12 and headed back to my house, where Joe helped me pack for a night away. Then, off we were. We drove to 95, where we headed north, then off to 128, heading towards the North Shore (my favorite part of Massachusetts).

We finally stopped at Rockport, a quaint little beach town on the coast. He stopped at a Bed and Breakfast, where we checked in. We went up to our room (which was beautiful) and unloaded our stuff. Then, he suggested that we check out the town and the ocean. We drove through the town, and went to the ocean, to a secluded area. It was so beautiful.
Rockport, as you can probably tell from the name, is very rocky. We went to an area that was big slabs of rock, with the ocean slapping against it. We sat on a rock and chatted, cuddled and looked out at the beautiful ocean. After a few minutes, we stood up, and he pulled me close. We told each other how much we loved each other, each trying to one up the other. I love you. Well I love you more. Well I love you more plus 1. Well I love you more plus 19. Well, Joe won. I love you more and I will prove it. Then he got down on one knee. A little shocked, I exlaimed "What are you doing???" I thought he was slipping off the rock onto the ocean... Then I realized he was proposing. It took me a second...He told me how much he loves me, and how hes wanted to ma for a while . Then he took my hand, and said "Kelly will you marry me?" He took out the most beautiful ring, a platinum setting with a super sparkly, brilliant cut round diamond in it. Of course I said Yes! I love him more than anything on earth!!!!

The surprise wasn't over yet. We walked around the town for awhile. Joe had made dinner reservations at a nice little restaurant on the ocean. It was a dry town, so he brought an expensive Reisling for me and a Merlot for him to enjoy during dinner. I ordered lobster and he had lamb. Yummy!!! Then we went to a little cafe for dessert. We had a delicious chocolate mousse in a chocolate bowl.

Then we went back to the bed and breakfast and enjoyed a bottle of champagne to celebrate our engagement. It was such a perfect night!!! I am so excited to be Joe's fiance!!! I cannot wait to plan the wedding!!! He's the best guy in the whole wide world! Posted by Hello
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Yesterday (Saturday), I had a really long day. It was my little sister's homecoming at BU. We did all the collegy things, and headed home. JoeJoe Bear and I went to Bingo Betty's house to watch the Redsox game, when I got a call from my mom.

My brother, Tim, apparently showed up on our doorstep. That normally would not be weird. But last Thanksgiving, Tim decided to leave and move to Cali. Well, apparently, he decided to move home. Except that unlike any normal person, he did not tell ANYONE that he was coming home. He packed all his stuff ino a trailer, hitched it to the back of his car and took off, driving cross country in 5 days! I got home last night, and there was my little brother.

My first impression was that he looked my like Saddam Hussein when he emerged from the fox hole. He was wearing the clothes he had worn for 5 days (without showering). His hair was long and frizzy. And his beard was teased out, a frizzy mess!!! What a surprise. I really didn't know what to say! What were you thinking came to mind.... WHo drives cross country without telling anyone? And who shows up at their parents house ready to move in, without any warning to their parents!!!!!! The next few weeks here should be interesting!!!! Posted by Hello
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O Happy Fall!! These beautiful foliage pictures were taken today by JoeJoe Bear, who has never really experienced a Massachusettes fall. I posted them for my readers in the rest of the country that aren't getting a chance to see all the beautiful colors Posted by Hello
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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Halloween, my most favorite holiday, is creeping aroun the bend. SO, I figured in spirit of the great holiday, lemme know what you are gonna be!!! A ghost, a ghoul, a witch, a wombat..... Whatever your costume fancy is, lemme know. As of right now, Me and Joe Joe Bear are gonna be a band of pirates. He, the pirate captain and I his wench!!!
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wooohooo!! tomorrow, I find out what my surprise is!!! I have been waiting so patiently... well, sorta. I have only bugged joejoebear about 87 billion times to find out what it is.... I cannot wait!! He is on his way here right now. Usually he is here on Thursday by the time I get out of work, but he left a little later today, so he hit some traffic in Connecticut.

Work sucked SOOOOOOOOO bad today. It dragged on forever and ever and ever and ever. It seriously felt like I was there for 4 or 5 straight days. I guess that is what happens when your job is pointless. i really need to find a law job, but my stupid law school cannot give me access to any MA job banks until November... and to top it off, I still don't know if I passed the bar.... I really really really hope I passed!!!!!!!!!!!!

O, today is my little sister, Stacy's, birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAC!!!! What are you today? 13? Haha. I always insist that she is 13. That is only because I camnnot deal with the reality that I am getting old. Its too weird to think my baby sister turned 20 today and is a sophomore at Boston University!!! Well, don't get into too much trouble Stac!!!

I have a super busy weekend ahead. Tomorrow, I get outta work at 12 for my surprise. it apparently lasts all night!?!?!?! Then on Saturday, its homecoming at Boston University, so I am going first to see my little sister, and second to visit my alma mater. I love BU, and miss it there so much. It should be super sweet there this weekend, with the playoffs at Fenway!!! GOOOO RED SOX! YANKEES SUCK!!!

Speaking of the Red Sox, I have heard stories of some fantastic anti Yankees Tee shirts worn by Red Sox fans thus far in the series. My favorite is "Jeter has Aids". Ummmm, where the heck did that come from. Also on top tee shirt picks is "Gay-rod". Even if we never win the World Series, we definately have the bestest fans up here in Boston.



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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Have you ever cockblocked someone while you were in another state? I was just having a laugh with my friend Dino, looking back to the summer after our first year of law school. He was into dating strippers at the time (and I am sure his tastes haven't changed much since then). Well, at this point, he was dating a stripper (who was apparently "wicked hot"). I called him one night from MA (he was in NJ at the time). This night I was really drunk, and he was at a party, also pretty wasted. For some crazy reason, he let me talk to his stripper, uh, girlfriend. I somehow said, "So Dino tells me you're a hooker". Oops. I meant to say stripper. I really did. She didn't think my little slip up was too funny. Dino couldn't really remember the conversation they had, but he does remember her slapping him. Hard. Oops. Point: Don't ever tell me if you are dating a stripper... If you do, warn her that I make slip ups like this!! Posted by Hello
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004


This is Craig, my soon to be famous friend in my previos blog about the real world on the left. On the right is Kristen. Kristen has been one of my bestest bestest friends since I was a toddler. Back then, we lived across the street from each other and got in trouble all the time. Now, 20 something years later, she is still one of my bestest friends, and we are still getting in trouble together!!! Posted by Hello
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Its tuesday nite. I just got back from Bingo. I really did not wanna go tonite, but my mom guilt tripped me into it. I am so ready to crash.... This weekend was so loooong. Breaking my car took a lot out of me. It wasn't ready until after 6 last nite... Then I still had to drive home from NJ. Basically, I got home in time to go to bed. Then I got up, went to work, and worked till 5. I got home, was forced to scarf down dinner and was dragged off to Bingo. At least I won at Bingo. Well, sorta. I have never actually had the job of screaming BINGO. But I did win a 10 dollar attendance prize today... and my mom won 3 games... so bingo didnt end up costing me anything. Good thing, cua i have to pay the 300 bill for breaking my car!!! Well I came home to find out my RedSox were getting crushed. I don't have the heart to turn on the television and see what the score is.... Maybe some miracle happened, though I don't know if a miracle could get them back from 7-0. Well, I am beat, so I am gonna pass out! Posted by Hello
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Sunday, October 10, 2004

Joe Joe Bear has a cat, abby; she is a tiny little cat, a 7 pound siamese. she is really scrawny, especially next to piggie! I will post a pic of her if I ever get back home. Well, I love abby to peices. there is only 1 problem. SHE IS LOUD!!!! i think LOUD may be an understatement. I think the only way to truly describe how she sounds is the following: first, take a colicky baby, who screams 24/7. Torture the baby, until the baby emits the most unpleasant scream you have ever heard. Then record that sound, and play it 100 times louder, as a repeat track, all the time!!!!

She was never this bad. she was always a loud cat who liked to talk. but its no longer talking. she apparently misses piggie (they lived together at my parents house all summer). I think she actually thinks piggie is hiding from her. If she screams enough, he has got to emerge from his hiding spot. Unfortunately, his hiding spot is my parents house, 283 miled from abby. JoeJoeBear has actually looked for a muzzle, to no avail. Does anyone know how to make a siamese shut up?!?!?!
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I love the real world, and the Real World Philly is especially close to my heart. Its pretty exciting to see shots of bars that I love, and my law school campus that is right across the river (in case you didnt know, the ferry stop that they first met at was in Camden, New Jersey, where I attended law school. But even more than curing my pathetic home sickness for New Jersey and PA, I got a super exciting email from a friend of mine regarding the real world. My friend Craig has been recording music for a while, and as I have told him, I am his BIGGEST fan. He is fantastic. His cd stays in my cd player 24/7. Well a little while ago, MTV contracted with hm for the possibility to use his music on one of their shows!!! And apparently, in episode 5 of the Real World, Philadelphia, Craig's song was used in the episode!!!!!!! I am so excited for him. He is super talented and deserves to be noticed. If anyone wants to hear him or is interested in checking out his cd, let me know. Its definately worth checking out! And check out episode 5 of the real world (I think its the one where Willie brings home his new bf). Listen for Craig's awesome song!!!
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Ever listen t0 the musical Avenue Q? Its a great new musical, starring muppets, with songs like The Internet is for Porn, If you were Gay and It Sucks to be Me. The Latter song, It SUcks to be Me, is pretty descriptive of my day. It started out ok. I am here in Jersey, and spent the day with my darling JoeJoeBear. I left around 4, because its my dad's birthday. I wanted to see him on his bday and give him his birthday present. Well, I drove till about New Brunswick (a little over an hour) when my car started acting really funny. The need engine coolant light came on. I stopped and filled up the coolant, but about 2 miles later the light came back on. I decided it would be best to get off the turnpike and call my Joe Joe Bear as well as my parents, to see how I should proceed. I am car-retarded, and have no idea what to do in problem situations. So, I pay the toll, and proceed to the off ramp, but my car begins to overheat. So, instead of melting my engine (which i have done before) I stopped my car, let it run with the heat on, and allowed it to cool off. But I was basically stuck on the exit ramp of a big huge scary hiway. yuck. I called JoeJoeBear, who was super supportive and told me to stay there and he would come to my rescue. Then I decided to call mom and dad to find out what to do. Dad is a car guy, so he knows what to do and not do with them. Well, Mom and dad were freaks!! i asked mom what to do and she started freaking over whether my iol was changed this month. HELLLLO!! It was not my oil that was leaking, it was the antifreeze!! Even if I had gone this week to Jiffy Lube, all they due is check the oil, not make sure all the hoses to my radiator are in tact.....
soooooo, I finally got the nerve to get off the exit ramp. it was long and windy, so i really wasnt sure how far I would get. But alas, I made it off the exit ramp and onto a little side street, where a nice man/mechanic, checked out my car. He thinks the hose to the water pump might be broken. Lets cross our fingers he is right. He sent me to a garage really close to his house, and my car is spending the night there. Hopefully, the get a chance to check it out early tomorrow. Also, hopefully its not toooo expensive to fix. In the mean time, I want a new car. I think its about time I get one. This is just the straw to break the camels back pushing me into buying a new car...
ANyhow, I am stuck at JoeJoeBears house until my car is done.... wooo hoooo. Tho I really did want to work tomorrow.... I need the money, and i hate calling in, especially since I have only been there a few weeks... Hopefully they will understand tho, because this is really out of my control.... If it is gonna take a few days, I may be forced to take a bus up to MA, but I am hoping it is just a minor problem that can be fixed real fast.....
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Thursday, October 07, 2004


Look how cute my Joe Joe Bear is!!! This was our beautiful, warm spring break. We took a day trip to Salem, and it ended up snowing all over us!! Its always funny to look at a Texam completely out of his element!!! Posted by Hello
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Can you say Harry Potter? These are some of my law school friends at graduation!!! Too bad they took off their berets!!! Posted by Hello
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OOOO Tomorrow is Friday!! Yippppppeee!! I get to drive down to Jersey to see my Joe Joe Bear. I miss him so much. The whole long distance thing is kinda rough on us. We are used to seeing each other 24/7. He even spent the summer living with my family out here in Worcester while I studied for the bar, so we didn't have to be apart. Now that he is back in school, I spent every second just missing him to peices!!!!!! But alas, tomorrow, I get drive to see him. Yippee!!! I hear my friend Keith is having some sort of party. I don't know if I am invited. Even if I am not ACTUALLY invited, I will prolly just show up. I'll blame my friend Salena if I am actually unwanted at the get together. We have a pretty busy weekend planned. Unfortunately, on Saturday, the Longhorns are playing football, so you can guess what Joe Joe Bear will want to do. Thats ok though. I have plenty of friends still in NJ. I will just make Salena play with me while I wait for the football to end. And I found my giftcard to Hooters, so me and Joe (and probably Salena and her bf/Joes roomate, Shawn) will be going out for some buffalo wings. I know its terrible, but I LOVE the wings at Hooters. Its not like I go to look at the girls chests. I genuinely LOVE the food!! ANd for 20 dollars, you get 50 wings, which is enough to feed like 10 people (the wings are HUGE!!!) Posted by Hello
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Tonite was a great night. I made plans to go out with the girls for a bit. Bingo Betty, Pookie and Martha Stewart the Second met me at Chilis for some delicious treats and a bunch of girl talk. It was great to get out with the girls... I hardly ever see them, especially not altogether. We celebrated Pookie's belated birthday, and she even got a free sundae out of the festivities!! Happy Belated Birthday Pookie, sorry that I didn't send u tidings earlier. I am not a totally bad friend though. Pookie already got her bday present a few days ago.  Posted by Hello
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Holy Grossness!!! Ok, this is disguisting! I just got home from work, and I went to get the mail.... I do that every single day. I love getting mail of any sort, even coupons from CVS!!! So i look in the mail box, and was totally excited because the cd's that I won in July from Mix 98.5 finally came... Also the bill came from Vogue, so I know the magazines I ordered are on their way shortly. So here is where it gets nasty. I reached my hand into the newspaper box. Wrapped in the newspaper was something in plastic packaging. I started getting excited, figuring someone sent me a free sample of hand lotion or perhaps a yummy treat like cereal or oatmeal. Nope. I looked down inside the newpaper, and in see througbh plastic packaging was a purple rubber dildo. Whats more, it was wet and sticky. EWWWWW!!! I was sooooo grossed out. Whatever freak is leaving dildo's in my newspaper box, BEWARE!!  Posted by Hello
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Most of you that know me know one of my bestest friends, Kristy, is in the Air Force, stationed in Hawaii. Watching the VP debates last night really got me thinking about how much she really does for our country. It really makes me feel great that one of my closest friends is sacrificing so much to be in the military, especially right now at this scary day and age. She has 2 little girls, Ayana and Amaya, that are going to grow up and see how important their mommy is to our country. I really just wanted to take a second and throw out a thanks, not just to my friends Kristy, but to everyone in the military who is away from their friends and families to keep their country safer and more secure Posted by Hello
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I found out some pretty awful news tonite. My dad's friend, who worked for my family's business, is really sick. Apparently, he has diabetes, and did not know about it. He has been sick with the flu, and drinking extra fluids to make himself feel better. His 9 year old son found him this morning, close to dead. He was brought to the hospital and is on life support, but the possibility of him pulling through is pretty bleak. Even worse, his son's mom died years ago. He has little or no family. Apparently, he has grandparents in Florida, but no one can find info to contact them. DYS is already involved. My parents are thinking about taking him in if they can. So please, keep them in your thoughts... I feel really horrible for the poor child. Even if his dad pulls through, he has a pretty rough road ahead.... Posted by Hello
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Tonite I went to the Bingo Hall with Bingo Betty and my mom. I lost, as usual!!! I swear, I am never ever ever gonna be the Bingo champion that I aspire to be. Alas I have accepted my pathetic Bingo fate. Still my mom did win!! Go mom! She is soooo lucky. She wins more Bingo games than anyone else on the planet!!! Well, it was Bingo Betty's Bingo hall antics that was truly the blunder. This fragile elderly women (who spent the entire night speaking loudly on her cell phone, swearing that she lost her money order, swearing that she kept losing Bingo, and swearing at anything else she could think of) had her Bingo cards stolen. She put on this HUGE fuss about how she couldn't even come to Bingo anymore because someone ruined her night by stealing her cards. Just as she was about to loudly storm out of the Bingo hall, Bingo Betty noticed some extra Bingo cards pushing their way under her very own cards!!! The crazy elderly woman had pushed her cards so far away that they ended up at the bottom of Bingo Betty's large stack of cards. It was quite a sight to see the horrified look on Bingo Betty's face when I accused her of klepto-ing the poor feeble elderly woman's bingo cards!!! never a dull night when bingo is concerned with us!!!!! Posted by Hello
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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

I just got home from the mall... i bought the rest of a bday present for my friend pookie.... among other stuff.... gosh, i should have my shopping liscense revoked!!! i did get the free gift with 25 dollar lancome purchase. also, I got wicked cute saucony sneakers... i have been wanting them, but refused to spend $54.99 on them... well my patience paid off, because they were only $19.99 today!! I love getting deals.... i got some free perfume at Vicky's secret. They keep sending my bro coupons for free stuff... He's in Cali, so I confiscate them. Besides, what is he gonna do with Body by Victoria perfume??? I made one other purchase, but it must remain nameless. JoeJoeBear may kill me if he finds out that I bought another one.... well the debate is just about to start, so i gotta jet!!! Posted by Hello


No Bingo Tonite!!! Bingo Betty is feeling sleepy.... so I don't have my Bingo pal!!! My mom is ditching me to go with her pal Joan. Its ok with me tho. The VP presidential debate is on tonite. I think its very important to stay informed on all the issues. And if I don't watch the debate, what will I have to talk about at the water cooler in the am??? Maybe I will just take a trip to Filenes... its free gift time at the Lancome counter, and I can definatelty use a few new juicy tubes!! Then I can make sure I am home for the debate.... Posted by Hello
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this is my friend ayo, the nubian princess!!!! unfortunately, she lives in New Jersey.... :( Posted by Hello
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OK, so JoeJoeBear has planned some type of surprise... And it is driving me CRAZY not knowing what it is.... so I leave it up to you, my loyal blogging audience, to figure out what exactly my surprise might be... Just yo give you some guidance, here is what I have guessed so far, and Joe has told me all of my guesses are way way off!

1. Joe is not taking me deer hunting.
2. We are not going to ride elephants.
3. The surprise does not involve a kayak.
4. There will not be any zulus present during the surprise.
5. I don't think he is pregant... Well at least I hope not... Or we have a LOT to talk about....

Other than that, I really have no idea what it might be... SO let me hear your wildest and craziest ideas....
:)
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Its now after midnite.... Piggy the fatass cat is sleeping on my legs, so my poor feet have gone numb... i experience this every single day tho... I should be used to having no feeling left in my lower extremities! i think it makes it easier to sleep tho.. it is quite hard for me to go to bed... all summer i stayed up all nite, and got up every day at like 11 to study for the bar by my pool in the sun.. then the bar was suddenly over, and i was left to open mail every day from 8 until 5... that means i am up by 6:30 every single morning...... so my sleep is very very mest up! anyhow, i think it is bed time!!!!!! i'll have sweet dreams of the mountains of mail awaiting me in the moring! Posted by Hello
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Monday, October 04, 2004

Hey!!! Welcome to Kelly's Kwiz of the day!! I will randomly be posting kwizes so please, answer them!!!

1. If JoeJoeBear is a guy, and Pookie likes duck, where have all the cowboys gone?

2. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

3. I like cheese. Discuss!

4. What is the most fantastic Ween song?

5. Whats the buzz, tell me whats happening?

6. How does Piglet get so fat???

7. Will I pass the bar? If so, will you hire me as your lawyer?

8. Whats more American than football? Uncle Sam? Hot dogs?

9. What would you rather, being the youngest child on 7th Heaven, or look like the geenie from Alladin?

10. Whose betta: Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears

Good luck!!
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this is my bestest bestest friend, Bingo Betty... Every Tuesday and Wednesday nite, Bingo Betty, my mom and I all go to our local Bingo hall, to engage in our most favorite pasttime.... CUrious as to what that pasttime is??? We LOVE BINGO!!! Bingo is the biggest thrill in the whole wide world!!! I love the crazy high I get when I scream BINGO for the whole room to hear. Even more, I love the horrified look on all the blue hairs faces when they see a young wippersnapper like me beat them at their own game!! Posted by Hello
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OK, so my mom totally freaked me out... SHe keeps telling me about this psycho who walks into houses and waits for women to be alone, and slices their throats, or something like that.... Then, after freaking out that the door is unlocked, she goes with my dad to RI, leaving me all alone with my fat cat and the annoying puppy, completely freaked out that this crazy freak has snuck into my big dark house and is waiting to hack me up with the very cutco knives that I so diligently sold to my mom!!!! EEEEK. Now, isn't it just dreadful that my mom puts ideas like that into my head?? I am gonna be such a baby living in an apartment all by myself up here.... I wish JoeJoeBear would hurry up and graduate law school so that we can get an apartment together rather than me live all by myself with my fat cat piglet in an apartment where no one would discover my hacked up body for days and days and days!!!! Posted by Hello
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blogging is addictive!!! I started today and now i just want to blog and blog and blog and blog.... I guess thats just my personality... I am such a chatterbox. I love to talk and talk and talk and talk.... And here I can do just that... And NOONE can ever ever ever interupt me!!! I am the center of my very own blogging universe!!! sweeeeeet!!!  Posted by Hello
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Everyone thinks I am a little nuts, but this one is a little overboard!!!! Posted by Hello
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Ride me cowboy!!! I figure that since I am dating a Texan, I better start acting like one!!! Posted by Hello
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I am in computer hell.... Somehow i crashed my comp from college... It has allll of my thousands of mp3s on it and thousands of pics.. I am in the process of rebuilding it with an old computer to try to get my files off of it.... Posted by Hello
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Computer Hell Posted by Hello
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This is piglet.... He is my very very fat cat!! I love him so so so much!!  Posted by Hello
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I think JoeJoeBear was a little dazed by my camera!!!! Posted by Hello
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Look at how much Joe Joe Bear loves me!!!! Posted by Hello
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I really love my JoeJoeBear... This is our sketchy law school bar, Hanks, located in the heart of Camden, New Jersey Posted by Hello
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This is me!! Posted by Hello
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I am such a princess!! Posted by Hello
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Hello! Welcome to my blog.....

Right now, its monday night... I just took a warm bath complete with candles and yummy Victoria Secret body scrub.... mmmmmmmmmmm.

I needed a warm bath after a long day of opening mail!

What a fantastic job... I open mail... day after day after day... its pretty pathetic. I spent 4 years at Boston University and earned a B.A. Then I spent 3 more years at Rutgers Law School. The only job I can find is opening mail....

Well, at least I know its only temporary... i wish the bar results would just come....
I hate not knowing whether or not I passed...... Still, I don't really wanna know if I failed either... I just cannot win!!!!!

Only 4 more days till I see my JoeJoeBear!!! It is so miserable just waiting until the weekend to see him.... He lives in New Jersey, while I live in Massachusettes.... Sooooo, when we see each other, we need to drive 4.5 hours.... This weekend, its my turn to drive... It should be fun... thank god he bought me an mp3 player to use in the car. it makes the miserable drive slightly more bearable.

I get paid this week. Yippee!! it sucked so bad not working all summer.... Studying for the bar sucked more than anything I have ever experienced. Not only did it suck the life from my being... it also sucked the cash from my pocket... Still, now that I have an income (though not the income I should have after graduating law school) my f'ing loan payments are coming due. Bleh!!!!

Joe JoeBear is planning a surprise for me!!! I don't find out until next Friday.... I cannot wait... I hate surprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get soooo curious!!!!

Anyhow, since this is my very first posting, I would appreciate any input on what I should blab about from here on out!!! Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!

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