Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Tonite I went to the Bingo Hall with Bingo Betty and my mom. I lost, as usual!!! I swear, I am never ever ever gonna be the Bingo champion that I aspire to be. Alas I have accepted my pathetic Bingo fate. Still my mom did win!! Go mom! She is soooo lucky. She wins more Bingo games than anyone else on the planet!!! Well, it was Bingo Betty's Bingo hall antics that was truly the blunder. This fragile elderly women (who spent the entire night speaking loudly on her cell phone, swearing that she lost her money order, swearing that she kept losing Bingo, and swearing at anything else she could think of) had her Bingo cards stolen. She put on this HUGE fuss about how she couldn't even come to Bingo anymore because someone ruined her night by stealing her cards. Just as she was about to loudly storm out of the Bingo hall, Bingo Betty noticed some extra Bingo cards pushing their way under her very own cards!!! The crazy elderly woman had pushed her cards so far away that they ended up at the bottom of Bingo Betty's large stack of cards. It was quite a sight to see the horrified look on Bingo Betty's face when I accused her of klepto-ing the poor feeble elderly woman's bingo cards!!! never a dull night when bingo is concerned with us!!!!!
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