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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Have you ever cockblocked someone while you were in another state? I was just having a laugh with my friend Dino, looking back to the summer after our first year of law school. He was into dating strippers at the time (and I am sure his tastes haven't changed much since then). Well, at this point, he was dating a stripper (who was apparently "wicked hot"). I called him one night from MA (he was in NJ at the time). This night I was really drunk, and he was at a party, also pretty wasted. For some crazy reason, he let me talk to his stripper, uh, girlfriend. I somehow said, "So Dino tells me you're a hooker". Oops. I meant to say stripper. I really did. She didn't think my little slip up was too funny. Dino couldn't really remember the conversation they had, but he does remember her slapping him. Hard. Oops. Point: Don't ever tell me if you are dating a stripper... If you do, warn her that I make slip ups like this!! Posted by Hello
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