Holy Grossness!!! Ok, this is disguisting! I just got home from work, and I went to get the mail.... I do that every single day. I love getting mail of any sort, even coupons from CVS!!! So i look in the mail box, and was totally excited because the cd's that I won in July from Mix 98.5 finally came... Also the bill came from Vogue, so I know the magazines I ordered are on their way shortly. So here is where it gets nasty. I reached my hand into the newspaper box. Wrapped in the newspaper was something in plastic packaging. I started getting excited, figuring someone sent me a free sample of hand lotion or perhaps a yummy treat like cereal or oatmeal. Nope. I looked down inside the newpaper, and in see througbh plastic packaging was a purple rubber dildo. Whats more, it was wet and sticky. EWWWWW!!! I was sooooo grossed out. Whatever freak is leaving dildo's in my newspaper box, BEWARE!!
