10. you have been swimming in Silver lake;
9. VD refers to the place underage kids buy alcohol, not a sexually transmitted disease;
8. Whenever you hear the word "uncouth", you hear Ms. Kent chanting "an uncouth youth is a rude dude";
7. You have gone to a party in the woods, on top of a local hill;
6. You have been drinking at Wongs;
5. On the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, you religiously go to the Post Office Pub;
4. Wally Wahlgren taught you how to drive;
3. You graduated with the same 82 people that you started pre school with;
2. You hung out in a parking lot the next town over, because your town was too lame to be seen in; and
The number 1 reason you know you are from G-town:
1. Having a supermarket is somewhat of a novelty to you and you still are shocked to see traffic lights in the road!!


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