I was forwarded this. and I almost peed myself when I read it.... Everyone that isn't from G-town just won't understand the humor....
1. You take off of work the day "Swirls and Scoops"opens.
2. "The Rez, Bummits, and Dead Man's" actually meansomething to you
3. You miss Stuart's Parking Lot
4. You religiously look forward to the fire fighterschicken barbeque in high school as one of you favoritedays of the year
5. You recognize Joe Harrington as a major criminal
6. "Villiage People" does not denote a disco group toyou
7. You have wanted to if not actually kicked JessePlaud's ass in the last 10 years
8. You refer to the liquor store as "coaches"
9. You are under 80 years of age and can remember theday your town got its first traffic light
10. You consider any girl from Millbury a whore
11. If Jim Bergonholtz has yelled at you for walkingwalking on his gym floor with the wrong shoes on morethan one occasion
12. You paid a ridiculous $5 cover charge to enter thePost Office Pub on the night before Thanksgiving
13. You were forced to pose on a Gazebo before yourprom.
14. You regularly buy beer from former teachers,coaches, or guidence councelers
15. You still drink in the woods despite that factthat you are old enough to do otherwise.
16. You never saw a negro in person until the late90's
17. You refer to Silver Lake as "The Beach"
18. You've gotten both trashed and sick at an earlyage at the town carnival
19. You've won free tickets to the millbury cinema atsome point in your life
20. You've claimed to have been at a thanksgivingfootball game while actually getting loaded elsewhere
21. You are not remotely phased by the knowledge thata "clock museum" exists. In fact you consider it ahistorical treasure
22. You regularly rip on Sutton for being such abackwards, podunk, hillbilly town
23. You or someone in your extended family has workedfor or is related to Charlie Bolac
24. You know that there is a totally modern and cleanSuper Stop & Shop 2 minutes away, but you insist onstill shopping at Price Choppers in Worcester because,"that's just the way you do things..."
25. You still refer to this Super Stop & Shop asIandolies or Kings
26. You ardently believe that losing the bowling alleyin that plaza was the biggest tragedy to befall thetown
27. The first time you shoplifted was at Stuarts
28. You secretly enjoy the smell of shit thatpermeates thourgh your car as you drive by Tufts Vet'sSchool
30. You see nothing wrong with children playing socceron the front lawn of the town's largest industrialpolluter, Wyman Gordons
31. You've strategically facilited the success ofimproving the "Ort Report"
32. You have experienced at least one nightmarerevolving around Mrs. LaDuke
